|| WHERES MY PIE?!
Play practice, not two, but THREE (count 'em) THREE days in a row!! YAAAAAY!!! Can I get a grunt of exhaustion?! **grunt grunt** HOO-HAA!
Wow. ^^ Im like in 5 scenes now. Im so pleased with myself. Cant wait to see what my uniform of drudgery looks like! A rough sum of my measurements for all you pervs out there:
36 (FINALLY! ><)
40 (P.R. HIPS, sucka!! >P)
If I could, I would buy the world a puppy. One puppy. Then see howmuch they fuck it up. Just so I can laugh at them. XP St00pid.
God I love my mother. I really do, no sarcasm.
But since liking is not the same as loving, I also DESTEST her to the core at times. What whimsical rage wells up in me.
MerenwenAnaron: She swears up and down that he and I are going off cavorting every time I step out of the house. It's sickening. She flips when Im on the phone foreer (which is understandable) but when I tell the truth, that it's mike AND chris on the phone, she bitches to me and says not to use Mike as a cover up.
PainfulPoison: that's um
PainfulPoison: just a tad insane
MerenwenAnaron: She's limited me to a 12:00 curfue for the phone. She never believes me when Im telling her Im with you or mike or ANYONE else, she swears it's chris.
PainfulPoison: well shit, she can talk to me next time we're on the phone T_T
MerenwenAnaron: She rants about how she's not gonna let me destroy everything SHE'S worked so hard for, everthing SHE'S built up till this point. Just so I can go "fuck it all up with some ************".
PainfulPoison: you're not a fucking building, you're a person everything that you are is because you made yourself that way, not her
MerenwenAnaron: I pretty much cant "date" him in terms of us going somewhere unless there are other ppl around that I can use as an excuse.
MerenwenAnaron: And the movies?! HAAAAAA!
MerenwenAnaron: Yeah, I know -.-
MerenwenAnaron: And I've been nothing if not the perfect daughter in terms of not going behind her back and screwing or some shit.
PainfulPoison: yea I mean if I had a daughter I'd pray that she'd be like you
MerenwenAnaron: I've only snuck over to his place twice out of frustration. And you know what we do? PLAY VIDEO GAMES!!!! >__<
MerenwenAnaron: And just to slap a big ol' cherry on the top, Im pretty sure my dad's not too crazy about it either. Nor my granny. God, ash, if you could just HEAR her. I dont get mad anymore. I LAUGH. I fucking LAUGH. Cause it truly is sad. It makes me see how disgusting she looks. All yellow, fat, puffed up, and dried out. God help me, but she's a failure. And that's why she's so adiment (sp?) in keeping me from being like that. But CHRIST, she's a failure.
And I meant it. ^_^
Well, I'll end this with a few words of truth.
I love my new Invader Zim dvd (ashwey!), being a slave kicks a lil' bit of tushy, fudge is yummy, my computer farts on you, Chris is my sweet sweet man hoe, and I love my 36" boobie line ^_^